So - today wasn't all that bad, more like one of those days where you have a thousand things to do and not one of them is willing to anything themselves! A disgrace I think.
I am a taxidermist and we often times get Nature Conservation around and they have a good old-fashioned inspection to see whether we may have dabbled into the business of being illegal here and there - which (rest your tender hearts) we have not.
And today, they brought along with them a friendly policeman and his sniffer dog. It was just precious, the dog's task was to sniff out both Rhino horn and Elephant Ivory amongst all the animal products, etc. This took some time as the dog was scared out of it's wits - but in the end, they lived happily ever after, and I still hadn't gotten through half the things that wouldn't do themselves!
And then - because there's a HUGE genetic chance that I might be a mental degenerate, I decided that in the blazing heat of 45* Celcius it would be the absolute best idea to go and exercise! Fabulous - so I dash off to the gym: the great fantastic Virgin Active gym ( the gym of kings, I'm told) to go sweat away those damn insistent extra kilos. I don't see why the buggers like me so much - it's not like I'm at all friendly to them or make them feel at home on my arse!
Nevertheless, in the end I shall overcome all this opression. At least the braces are on my side, and thanks to RHT for understanding. Soup can be interesting... I will also make a reluctant point of getting a suitable photograph to not scare the good public away with.
Until next time, my dear readers en masse - I will let you rest and recuperate so you can have another think about reading my blog and polluting your fresh young minds!
